Story revised

Here is our most up to date story:

1: Pregnant lady. A cut away of an ultrasound image shows baby in an athletic 'ready to race' stance (possibly wearing trainers.)

2: Baby born. Pops out and runs out of the hospital room. Doctors: "Whatttt!???"

3: Baby is now a Toddler, he runs through play room.

4: Runs through the hallway as a small child possibly chasing a cat towards front door.. Cats head turns around and meows/hisses. Subtitles: What!?

5: Teenager on the other side runs away from house. Runs past bar. Some people sitting on a table outside.. Steals one of their beers. People : "Whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaat?" He drinks some beer, pours some over himself then throws it behind him.

6: As he's running he spots two lesbians on the other side of the road (possibly kissing or just holding hands) he turns his head as he runs : "whaatt....!"

7: Bashes into a lampost stumbles around it as the lampost transtitions us into the backstage of a gig. By now hes turned into a man. He runs onto the stage and dives into the crowd. Crowd surfs.

8: Crowd fades away revealing the sky. He starts falling. A sky diving instructor comes into shot falling next to him. Hands Dave a parachute pack and instructs him on how to operate it (we just see mouth moving but no words due to the sound of the wind) Dave reacts "WHHAAATTTT??" Turning into an older man as he falls.

9: Falls into someone elses grave at a funeral. (Could replace a corpse inside flipping the corpse into trajectory flight) The crowd reacts 'Whatt!!?'

This story is a workable process so if anyone has any new ideas or thinks that bits should be changed let us all know...